#TEAMPETTY#
I write stories. I love Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Teen Wolf, Divergent, Supernatural, Infernal Devices, Lemony Snicket, Disney, Tom Hiddleson, and Star Wars, but above all I love Oreo's.


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Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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lacigreen:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

4 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 83,051 notes
unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

4 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 113,032 notes

bleep0bleep:

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Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.
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redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

4 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 215,107 notes